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Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.
I got cartered
by Satisfaction's finest June 06, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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v. 'to be cartered' or 'to carter'

If you were travelling in a group but were at the back, quite a way behind the rest, and you were then attacked or abducted, you would be said to have been 'cartered'.

From the teacher, 'Mrs Carter,' who is rumoured to have demonstrated this on students travelling from the games field too slowly.
Girl 1: Where's Lucy?
Girl 2: I don't know, she was behind us...
Girl 1: Oh my god, what if she's been cartered!

Girl 1: What happened to you last night? You just disappeared!
Girl 2: It was awful, I got cartered by David Tenninch and the QEGS aliens!
by bethg February 07, 2011
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