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Carteret 

"A small borough located in New Jersey. Carteret has a strong Irish, Polish, Italian, African American, Punjabi, Hindu, & Muslim community. They also contributed a lot to America, especially sending many young men and women to War (WWI, WWII, and Vietnam mostly).
Private Nicholas Minue was from Carteret. He's a renowned military hero, even having a public elementary school named after him.
Carteret by Carteretian January 23, 2010
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Carteret 

A town located just off the 12th Exit of the Turnpike. Home to many fine establishments; IE Such's, Kelly's Pub, and Charlie's Angels. Commonly known for it's rich industrial commerce. However, has been made infamous by it's long standing reputation as a leader in drug distribution, sales, and consumption. Traditionally recognized for it's ability to produce crime, alien encounters, and football prowess.
If you come to Carteret and run your mouth, your bound to get Timberland up.
Carteret by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

carteret 

My hometown, a small town in New jersey, full of Ukrainian + polish people, me being both and proud.
Carteret is a great place to live
carteret by Thegreatgeno June 4, 2007

Carteret 

Carteret is the arm-pit of not only new jersey but of america!

Dirty Jerz New Jersey
Dont forget Kelly's Pub it is like a carteret high school reunion in there.
Carteret by WRJ December 16, 2004

Carteret County 

Carteret County by herndonium June 18, 2022

Cape Carteret 

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.
Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.
Cape Carteret by herndonium September 15, 2020

West Carteret High School 

A place where no one gives a fuck. Sluts, druggies, blacks and STD galore. The teachers are horrible. The hallways smell like ass and are covered with roaches. The bathrooms couldn't be dirtier; however people still have sex in them. New principal every year (due to the last one always getting knocked up) and they're always terrible. Truly a shitty place. The only good thing about this place is their french fries at lunch.
Mike: Hey man, I heard West Carteret High School is easy as shit.
Tony: Yeah.... you don't get caught doing ANYTHING!