cartlebark

v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.

Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!

Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.

by Art Cartlebark August 21, 2023

Castlebar

large town in the west of Ireland, famous for its on/off rivalry with neighbouring smaller town Westport.Often simply refered to as "shit-hole" by its younger residents.Castlebar has much to offer visitors including never ending rain and fog, Buckfast and dutch gold partys,and a healthy dose of random violence.On a side note Castlebar has some bizzare simularitys with the fictional town of Silent Hill in that if you go into it you dont come out.

"some people say that the only good thing about castlebar is the road out of it.....well yea kinda have to use that road to get back in"

by CC (IRL) May 6, 2009

Castlepark

Castlepark also known as madmanpark, it is full of gangsters who’ll fuck you up even the garda pigs are afraid to patrol the streets of the Castleparkers

C’s up

Tourist: what is this place called
Castleparker: This is Castlepark ya dirty trampy louse now fuck off home before I get ya tore round the road in da morning

by Castleparkman January 16, 2020

Castlepark

Castlepark also known as madmanpark, it is full of gangsters who’ll fuck you up even the garda pigs are afraid to patrol the streets of the Castleparkers

C’s up

Tourist: what is this place called
Castleparker: This is Castlepark ya dirty trampy louse now fuck off home before I get ya tore round the road in da morning

by Castleparkman January 16, 2020

Castlebar

The town in Co. Mayo that all the edgers migrate to during gooning season. Only notable feature is McDonalds. Has a 99.99% retard rate. Also known as the most ahh town in Ireland, or the retard capital of Ireland.

John: I’m having my birthday in Castlebar!
Darren: Fuck you. You are a disgrace you fucking dumb stupid butthead idiot.

John: Hey, that’s not nice, Castlebar is a good place!
Darren: * gestures with thumb towards John* Get a load of this average Castlebar glazer!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025