Carroll’d 

Carroll’d - to quit on your cornhole partner by quitting the game all together .

After MC threw a 0.5 PPR in a tournament, AJ Carroll’d for the rest of the season

Carroll’d by Backing out; September 15, 2022

carroll'd

When you make a important decision, just like Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll had to make at the 1 yard line in Super Bowl XLIX (49), and your decision yields the worst possible outcome, just like Carroll's decision which lost them the game (interception on a pass, when they should have ran).

Dude, you totally carroll'd when you tried to ask out Sydney! She thew water in your face and told everyone you were gay!

carroll'd by hoffmandoe February 5, 2015

carroll'd

carroll'd is any outcome in which the most probable/normal result is substituted for the exact opposite. not to be confused with murphy's law, carroll'd outcomes are never possible/probable variables and are of the most unfortunate/unlucky end of events.

you need to get a passport to go on a government paid buisness trip. The passport office looks at the passport and execpts it.at the last minute they find something wrong with yours. so you return to the office to make the correction but the one represinitive that handles passports is on vacation and will not return until the day after your schedueld departure date. so now you have to take a bus from country to country while everyone else on the base passports are fine and can fly to the next base in hours. additionaly they forgot to pack some items on the crates so they have you take it on the bus with you. now you dont have enough room for your items. so you leave your laptop becuase it will be damage where you have to store it. but when you arrive theres no tv, books in english or anything of entertaining value. so you spend the next two months stairing at the ceiling. and to top it off when you get back you find out that they made a mistake and your passport was fine all along. you have just been carroll'd.

carroll'd by S.P.Wink May 5, 2009

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll 

This is a great song by Bob Dylan. This song tells the tale of the killing of a 51 year old barmaid, Hattie Carroll. William Zantzinger, or Zanzinger as Dylan refers to him in his song, lived in Charles County, Maryland. He was a young wealthy tobacco farmer at the time. The main incident of the song took place in the early hours of February 9, 1963, at the white tie Spinsters' Ball at the Emerson Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Using a toy cane, Zantzinger drunkenly assaulted at least three of the Emerson Hotel workers: a bellboy, a waitress, and — at about 1:30 in the morning of the 9th, Hattie Carroll, a barmaid. In addition to her work at the hotel, Hattie Carroll, at 51, was the mother of eleven children and president of a black social club. Already drunk before he had reached the Emerson Hotel that night, William Zantzinger, 24 years old and 6'2", had already assaulted employees at Eager House, a prestigious Baltimore restaurant, with the same cane. This cane was a 25 cent toy. After ordering a bourbon that Carroll didn't bring immediately, Zantzinger cursed at her, called her a "nigger", then "you black son of a bitch," and struck her on the shoulder and across the head with the cane. Soon after the blow, Carroll told co-workers, "I feel deathly ill, that man has upset me so." She collapsed and was hospitalized. Hattie Carroll died eight hours after the assault. Her autopsy showed hardened arteries, an enlarged heart, and high blood pressure, and gave brain hemorrhage as the cause of death. William Zantzinger was charged with manslaughter and assault. He spent 6 months in the county jail.

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.

"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."

The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll by Risown July 10, 2009

Double-Barrel Brian Carroll 

When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice.

Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her

Double-Barrel Brian Carroll by brandnewtommy December 9, 2006

Dean Carroll 

The greatest cricket player harwood cricket club has ever seen. Known for making maclean united look like clowns.

Dean Carroll just scored 260 against maclean! They are a bunch of clowns

Dean Carroll by willywigga77 November 25, 2024