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carroll'd

When you make a important decision, just like Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll had to make at the 1 yard line in Super Bowl XLIX (49), and your decision yields the worst possible outcome, just like Carroll's decision which lost them the game (interception on a pass, when they should have ran).

Dude, you totally carroll'd when you tried to ask out Sydney! She thew water in your face and told everyone you were gay!

by hoffmandoe February 5, 2015

Peyton pink sock

After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.

Dude, the superbowl is like a 40 point difference, look at that Peyton pink sock !

by hoffmandoe February 3, 2014