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Donnie Dumphy is a Dumphanease rapper from the city of St. Johns, Newfoundland. Donnie and his girlfriend Brenda are known to be the most devastating duo next to Bonnie and Clyde. Donnie rides around on his Honda 50 all day through the streets of St. Johns. Donnies videos can be found on Youtube, through the account of The Motion Show.
GET AT ME WOLLLLFFF!!!!
I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!
DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!
I'm Clyde, Brenda's Bonnie. You may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like Donnie!!!
DONNIE DUMPHY FOR LIFE!!
by Risown March 1, 2009
Get the Donnie Dumphymug. Ronald Wayne "Ronnie" Van Zant was the lead vocalist, primary lyricist, and a founding member of the Southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. He was the older brother of .38 Special founder and vocalist Donnie Van Zant and current Lynyrd Skynyrd lead vocalist Johnny Van Zant. Ronnie was born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida. Born on January 15th, 1948. Ronnie Van Zant died a tragic death on October 20th in 1977, when a Convair 240 carrying the band between shows from Greenville, South Carolina to Baton Rouge, Louisiana crashed outside of Gillsburg, Mississippi.
by Risown February 1, 2009
Get the Ronnie Van Zantmug. The Andrea Gail was a fishing vessel that was constructed in Panama City, Florida in 1978. The ships original name was "Miss Penny". The ship was lost during the "Perfect Storm" of 1991. Tragically, all six members of the crew were lost at sea, and presumed dead. The crew consisted of Captain Billy Tyne, Robert 'Bobby' Shatford, David 'Sully' Sullivan, Dale 'Murph' Murphy, Michael 'Bugsy' Moran, and Alfred Pierre.
Mayday! Mayday! This is the Andrea Gail! Mayday!..
The tragedy of the Andrea Gail will never be forgotten.
The tragedy of the Andrea Gail will never be forgotten.
by Risown March 14, 2009
Get the Andrea Gailmug. An American Southern Rock band. Lynyrd Skynyrd were a very famous band that rose to the top of recognition and were famous for there hit single "Free Bird". As unfortunate as it could get, several members, including lead vocalist and primary songwriter Ronnie Van Zant, died in a tragic plane crash in 1977. The band had basically ended after that event. Many members started up alternate bands such as the Rossington-Collins Band, and the Allen Collins Band, but it had never been the same for any of the members. The band performed live at 2008 for one last time.
by Risown February 1, 2009
Get the Lynyrd Skynyrdmug. Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.
by Risown January 28, 2009
Get the Neil Patrick Harrismug. A nearly extinct mammal that lives in highly forested areas. The wild bologna are a fierce creature, building from the size of an SUV to a tiger tank. Bolognas take a while to build up speed, but when they do they can run for days on end. They look like the massive leeches on the King Kong movie. The Bolognas can open there mouth, and inside that mouth, there are several other small mouths. Not many of these beautiful creatures are left. The remainder are located in Newfoundland, Canada. There may be more in the world, but they have not yet been located. Over time, the Bolognas evolved into a flying bologna. The flying wild bolognas are a type of bird, except with razor sharp teeth, massive claws, and wing span which reaches 12 to 14 feet. The bolognas do occasionally mate, but due to there large size, when they mate, they would usually perish. The bolognas constantly let out a large glass shattering screech that can be heard from miles and miles away, and can some times deafen other animals, leaving them as easy pray for the Bolognas. The Bolognas also screech to keep in contact and let other Bolognas know that they are out there. Some Bolognas have been known to let out a screech just before death. They also screech as a warning call. The Bolognas can be harmless to humans, unless they are hungry, or unless you get in there path while they are in motion.
Distant Bologna: REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.
by Risown October 6, 2008
Get the Wild Bolognamug. The common act of one who touches oneself to produce a pleasuring feeling in the groin area which almost always ends up in ejaculation. This is accomplished with the help of some form of visual or audio stimulation or just plain imagination.
beating off; harping on the cyclops; unmasking the self serve pump; launching the meat missile; whacking the flesh flute; Masturbation;
Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.
Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.
Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.
Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.
by Risown November 10, 2008
Get the Masturbationmug.