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Wild Bologna

A nearly extinct mammal that lives in highly forested areas. The wild bologna are a fierce creature, building from the size of an SUV to a tiger tank. Bolognas take a while to build up speed, but when they do they can run for days on end. They look like the massive leeches on the King Kong movie. The Bolognas can open there mouth, and inside that mouth, there are several other small mouths. Not many of these beautiful creatures are left. The remainder are located in Newfoundland, Canada. There may be more in the world, but they have not yet been located. Over time, the Bolognas evolved into a flying bologna. The flying wild bolognas are a type of bird, except with razor sharp teeth, massive claws, and wing span which reaches 12 to 14 feet. The bolognas do occasionally mate, but due to there large size, when they mate, they would usually perish. The bolognas constantly let out a large glass shattering screech that can be heard from miles and miles away, and can some times deafen other animals, leaving them as easy pray for the Bolognas. The Bolognas also screech to keep in contact and let other Bolognas know that they are out there. Some Bolognas have been known to let out a screech just before death. They also screech as a warning call. The Bolognas can be harmless to humans, unless they are hungry, or unless you get in there path while they are in motion.

Distant Bologna: REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR!!
Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, must be a Wild Bologna.

by Risown October 6, 2008

Free Bird

An amazing song produced by the band Lynyrd Skynyrd. This song has basically made the band famous. I think the song is slightly sad and I find it strange how in the end, the whole band kind of went down as Free Birds.

cause I'm as Free as a Bird nowww...
and this bird you can not change.

Free Bird is legendary!

by Risown February 1, 2009

Andrea Gail

The Andrea Gail was a fishing vessel that was constructed in Panama City, Florida in 1978. The ships original name was "Miss Penny". The ship was lost during the "Perfect Storm" of 1991. Tragically, all six members of the crew were lost at sea, and presumed dead. The crew consisted of Captain Billy Tyne, Robert 'Bobby' Shatford, David 'Sully' Sullivan, Dale 'Murph' Murphy, Michael 'Bugsy' Moran, and Alfred Pierre.

Mayday! Mayday! This is the Andrea Gail! Mayday!..


The tragedy of the Andrea Gail will never be forgotten.

by Risown March 14, 2009

Ronnie Van Zant

Ronald Wayne "Ronnie" Van Zant was the lead vocalist, primary lyricist, and a founding member of the Southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. He was the older brother of .38 Special founder and vocalist Donnie Van Zant and current Lynyrd Skynyrd lead vocalist Johnny Van Zant. Ronnie was born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida. Born on January 15th, 1948. Ronnie Van Zant died a tragic death on October 20th in 1977, when a Convair 240 carrying the band between shows from Greenville, South Carolina to Baton Rouge, Louisiana crashed outside of Gillsburg, Mississippi.

Ronnie Van Zant was quite the song writer and singer.

by Risown February 1, 2009

Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

by Risown January 28, 2009

Drug Trade

The illegal drug trade or drug trafficking is a global black market consisting of the cultivation, manufacture, distribution and sale of illegal drugs. While some drugs are legal to possess and sell, in most jurisdictions laws prohibit the trade of certain types of drugs. The illicit drug trade operates similarly to other underground markets. Various drug cartels specialize in the separate processes along the supply chain, often localized to maximize production efficiency and minimize damages caused by law enforcement. Depending on the profitability of each layer, cartels usually vary in size, consistency, and organization. The chain ranges from low-level street dealers who may be individual drug users themselves, through street gangs and contractor-like middlemen, up to multinational empires that rival governments in size. Illegal drugs may be grown in wilderness areas, on farms, produced in indoor or outdoor residential gardens or indoor hydroponic grow-ops, or manufactured in drug labs located anywhere from a residential basement to an abandoned facility. The common characteristic binding these production locations is that they are discreet to avoid detection, and thus they may be located in any ordinary setting without raising notice. Much illegal drug cultivation and manufacture takes place in developing nations, although production also occurs in the developed world.

The drug trade is getting out of hand. Why don't they just legalize that shit.

by Risown January 28, 2009

Afterlife

A song by American hard rock band Avenged Sevenfold. The song is the fourth on their self-titled album and features a string orchestra. It was written by the band's drummer, The Rev. The song is about a man who dies early and finds himself in heaven. Upon entering, he realizes that he has too many things to do on Earth, and to go back and make it right he has to escape from the afterlife.

I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear. Escape from this Afterlife.

by Risown April 19, 2009