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Jordan Carrero
A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.
Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.
Jordan Carrero by anonymous October 23, 2022
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Carrero • Jordan Carrero • carrera • Carrera GT • carraroe • Cabrero • carcerophobia • Cariero • carmeroze • Carraroe Guinness
Carrera GT
A beautiful car produced by Porsche costing around 400 thousand dollars. Comes with a 5.7 liter V10 605 horsepower engine and produces a sound like no other car out there. This car is the dream convertible to have.
Carrera GT by brancster May 26, 2006
carreonize
an act of filing a complaint against everyone on the Internet and thinking they can get away with it.
taken from Charles Carreon, the infamous internet lawyer who filed a suit against The Oatmeal, IndieGoGo, the American Cancer Society, and the National Wildlife Fund.
taken from Charles Carreon, the infamous internet lawyer who filed a suit against The Oatmeal, IndieGoGo, the American Cancer Society, and the National Wildlife Fund.
carreonize by starvngartst June 23, 2012
sally Carrera
Sally is a Porsche that makes QUACKITY GO VROOM VROOM!!!!! Even though they have about a 30 year age gap quackity still LOVES CARRRRERRRRAAAA!
Quackity: CARRRRERRRRAAAAAAAAAA!
*Everyone else continues playing bedwars not caring about Sally Carrera *
*Everyone else continues playing bedwars not caring about Sally Carrera *
sally Carrera by ME_NOT_FOUND January 15, 2021
charles carreon
Someone who doesn't mind hurting lots of people just to spite one person.
In 2012 the lawyer Charles Carreon realized that he was looking like a complete and utter asshole in the argument with the internet cartoon The Oatmeal, so he sued to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Fund from receiving $211,000 in charity that had raised by the cartoon's owner.
In 2012 the lawyer Charles Carreon realized that he was looking like a complete and utter asshole in the argument with the internet cartoon The Oatmeal, so he sued to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Fund from receiving $211,000 in charity that had raised by the cartoon's owner.
The principal is being a Charles Carreon - he just canceled the prom because a guy wanted to bring his boyfriend to it.
Don't be a Charles Carreon, it won't be just your ex who will get hurt, but all of her friends as well.
Don't be a Charles Carreon, it won't be just your ex who will get hurt, but all of her friends as well.
charles carreon by serena55 July 4, 2012
kiara carrera
the prettiest girl in obx! and the funniest
kiara>anyone in outerbanks
she’s literally the prettiest girl ive ever seen🤷🏽 ♀️
kiara>anyone in outerbanks
she’s literally the prettiest girl ive ever seen🤷🏽 ♀️
person1: who do u think the prettiest girl in outerbabnks is?
person2: kiara
person1: kiara carrera 4L
person2: kiara
person1: kiara carrera 4L
kiara carrera by cumdownurthroat November 29, 2021
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