Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.
by T4C January 17, 2005
Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021
by Herdwig November 23, 2005
When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".
Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!
by theoatmealman June 01, 2011