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Craig Cabrera 

While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.
"Last night when i was at Tony's house, Tim and Meagan Craig Cabrera'ed me. It was righteous!"
Craig Cabrera by Tim Moore May 30, 2008
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Going to work intoxicated or hungover. Term coined after Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 BAC the night before a game during the 2009 pennant race.
I know it's a work night but i'm still going to pull a Cabrera.
Cabrera by basementcuts October 7, 2009

Edward Cabrera 

Baseball player in the Marlins organization most famously for his mlb the show card
I hate facing Edward Cabrera in MLB the show with his outlier sinker

miguel cabrera 

Best baseball player alive and won the triple crown in 2012 which was the first time a position player won the triple crown since 1967 and Miggy is fun to watch and he’s funny
miguel cabrera by DaddyAlan;) September 27, 2021

Ryan Cabrera 

22 year old acoutic rock/pop artist who has been working at fame since his young teen years. Contrary to what many believe, he released an album around age 17 called Elm St, thus disproving the theory that he only gained fame because of his appearances on the Ashlee Simpson show. His lyrics are often deeper than most think, although you'd have to be a pretty big fan to care. He also enjoys imitating Napoleon Dynamite and just having a fun time on stage...He never fails to make the audience both laugh and "aww" out loud at his concerts.

For those less familiar, he's the hispanic looking(he's actually half Colombian) singer with the big spikey hair. You may have heard his singles "Take It All Away," "True," and "40 Kinds of Sadness" on the radio.
Ryan Cabrera is hard not to love with his to-die-for looks, amazing personality, outlook on life, and unique musical talent and style.
Ryan Cabrera by xDawnx July 30, 2008

CabrePower 

A mystical energy that stems from the innermost part of the soul; a powerful and unstoppable drive to excel; irresistible charm
See how Dan is so successful? That’s CabrePower in action
CabrePower by Lord Perceval March 2, 2023