Carpetneck

Any incompetent individual that often fails to complete easy tasks. These people are deserving of a nice slap on the neck whenever they do something stupid. The slap will leave a welt, making their neck hairs stand up, which makes it fuzzy like a carpet.

"Timmy burnt the popcorn, what a carpetneck"

"You gave us the wrong directions you damn carpetneck"

Carpetneck by muslimkisser43 April 14, 2021

carpetlicker 

A female who has and enjoys oral sex with another female!

"mmmmm tasty," said the female to the other, "You are a good carpetlicker!"

carpetlicker by Anonymous June 5, 2003

carpetjacking 

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.

Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.

carpetjacking by kimar September 23, 2013

CarpetJacking 

The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.

Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.

CarpetJacking by Newport Girl November 6, 2008

carpetlicker 

a lesbien, bulldike, or just regular dike

wow, look at all the carpet lickers walking around at the zoo.

carpetlicker by Someone March 17, 2005

carpetdick 

call your friends this and it will make them go ballistic. play a long drawn out game of fuckery with your target and youll most likely lose a few friendship points. or youll earn a very confused, agitated, and semi violent homie. if you want to make your friends feel like they’re literally goinng insane, pull this on them. i am currently learning from personal expirience. you are a cruel person if you do this.

“Hey, carpetdick!”

*visible confusion*

carpetdick by iamcoolerthanallofyou May 29, 2022

carpetlicker 

lesbian women who like licking pussy aggresively

God, shes a good carpetlicker

carpetlicker by cybermush July 10, 2023