carpetdick

call your friends this and it will make them go ballistic. play a long drawn out game of fuckery with your target and youll most likely lose a few friendship points. or youll earn a very confused, agitated, and semi violent homie. if you want to make your friends feel like they’re literally goinng insane, pull this on them. i am currently learning from personal expirience. you are a cruel person if you do this.

“Hey, carpetdick!”

*visible confusion*

by iamcoolerthanallofyou May 29, 2022

carpetdick

play a long, drawn out game with this word and you will literally convince them that they’re insane. this word will become a figment of their imagination if you keep up the act.

if you do this tho youre a cruel person.
learned from my own experience

“hey, carpetdick!”
*visible confusion*

by iamcoolerthanallofyou June 1, 2022

carpetlicker

A female who has and enjoys oral sex with another female!

"mmmmm tasty," said the female to the other, "You are a good carpetlicker!"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

carpet dick

When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.

Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!

by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017

carpetjacking

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.

Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.

by kimar September 23, 2013

Camperdick

Just a camper on FPS that is really pissing you off! If their camping in a bin, see bin dick!

"Fucking camperdick!"
"Camperdick just killed me

by Fromie lad March 17, 2008

CarpetJacking

The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.

Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.

by Newport Girl November 6, 2008