carpetjacking

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.

Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.

carpetjacking by kimar September 23, 2013

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CarpetJacking

The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.

Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.

CarpetJacking by Newport Girl November 6, 2008

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CarpetJacking • cartjacking • Carpet jerking • carpet snacking • Casper Jacking

cartjacking

The act of taking the shopping cart all the way home from the grocery store.

Mike: "Hey Brook, what's with all the shopping carts laying around your neighborhood?"

Brook: "I guess there must be a rash of cartjackings going on."

cartjacking by Mike's September 26, 2005

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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