iamcoolerthanallofyou's definitions

carpetdick

play a long, drawn out game with this word and you will literally convince them that they’re insane. this word will become a figment of their imagination if you keep up the act.

if you do this tho youre a cruel person.
learned from my own experience

“hey, carpetdick!”
*visible confusion*

by iamcoolerthanallofyou June 1, 2022

carpetdick

call your friends this and it will make them go ballistic. play a long drawn out game of fuckery with your target and youll most likely lose a few friendship points. or youll earn a very confused, agitated, and semi violent homie. if you want to make your friends feel like they’re literally goinng insane, pull this on them. i am currently learning from personal expirience. you are a cruel person if you do this.

“Hey, carpetdick!”

*visible confusion*

by iamcoolerthanallofyou May 29, 2022