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Carpedo 

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A person who unnecesarily drives their car whilst children are walking to school. The pedo is a reference to paeodophile because they are abusing children by filling the air with carcinogenic fumes.
An example of a carpedo would be school run mums who could easily get up ten minutes earlier in the morning and walk their kids to school.
Carpedo by Leotard22 April 22, 2009
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carped out 

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"Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.
Jairus had way too much GHB and was so carped out he was twitching.
carped out by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008

Carped 

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Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob
I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.
Carped by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021

Carpedonktum 

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1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.
Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.
Carpedonktum by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Carpedonktum 

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Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire
Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?
Carpedonktum by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Carpedonktum 

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The handle (gamer/hacker/online identity) of a conservative online personality and meme creator, found on Facebook, Instagram, & Youtube, among others.
Did you hear that pro trump supporter Carpedonktum's Twitter account got taken down last week?
Carpedonktum by Louie Arden September 21, 2020

carped out 

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When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.
Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.
carped out by BIGJG November 8, 2007
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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