Carpedo

A person who unnecesarily drives their car whilst children are walking to school. The pedo is a reference to paeodophile because they are abusing children by filling the air with carcinogenic fumes.

An example of a carpedo would be school run mums who could easily get up ten minutes earlier in the morning and walk their kids to school.

by Leotard22 April 22, 2009

carped out

"Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.

Jairus had way too much GHB and was so carped out he was twitching.

by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008

Carped

Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob

I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.

by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021

Carpedonktum

1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.

Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Carpedonktum

Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire

Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Carpedonktum

The handle (gamer/hacker/online identity) of a conservative online personality and meme creator, found on Facebook, Instagram, & Youtube, among others.

Did you hear that pro trump supporter Carpedonktum's Twitter account got taken down last week?

by Louie Arden September 21, 2020

carped out

When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.

Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.

by BIGJG November 8, 2007