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Caremondá 

Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.
Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)
Caremondá by La Solitaria January 6, 2011

Carejones 

When a person cares about someone or something in a very badass manner. To do something nice against all odds. To use one's cojones in a positive, helpful and caring manner.
She just had the worst day of her life, and she still found the time to wish me happy birthday - that's some carejones!
Carejones by word burgler June 9, 2018

credonkadentials

having attractive bodily characteristics, usually in the buttocks, that can convince employers to give you a job.
I'm not sure if we have any positions open at the moment, but seeing your credonkadentials, I'm sure we can find a place for you.
Caedon is the kind of guy who is extremely goofy and rarely serious. He can be a complete asshole, but you can't help but love him. He also complains a lot about the most random things. He's socially awkward around people he's not used to seeing, but once you get to know him, you'll see how crazy he really is.
wow, i want to be a caedon
The cutest bean bear in the world. He is a strong boi who has been hurt many times but he is a man of honor and ...he is kind, loyal and very smart...if you meet him, you are blessed. He is your true friend and if you are in a relationship with him...he is loving, sentimental, and a amazing adventure and life partner.
You: I really love this ,Caedon ...he a real goofball
Caedon by Cynder Bear January 1, 2020
yo where do u live?
caledon man!
caledon by boy11 February 14, 2009