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It's when you hit someone with the dick and it's rolled in a towel.
I will give you a Carpano.
Carpano by mulyut October 29, 2018
Words you can keep
Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.
Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!
Cardano by Zenarchism October 17, 2018
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Gina Carano

Only the most beautiful, sexy, cute, incredible wood-giving gorgeous woman to ever know how to professionally kick ass and has been referred to as the "face of women's MMA". She would pin any WWE diva (i would love to see that). Her MMA record was 7-0 until she fought a huge man known as cris cyborg with a nasty dick. Idk how they considered it a womens match, cyborg was probably a shemale tranny. Carano was in the show American Gladiators and was ironically nicknamed Crush since i would crush the shit out her fine ass cheeks. She could definitely be a top model considering Maxim has ranked her #16 in the hot 100 women of 2009. I'm planning on proposing sometime this year.
Irresistible male model - "Yo son who's that chick whoopin ass on tv?"

Young Stallion - "Idk nigga but if Mileena from Mortal Kombat was real, that would be her!"

Hot Stoner - "Hell yeah that broad ain't a dime she a quarter." -Takes puff off bleezy-

Handsome Dude - "Her name's Gina Carano don't forget it niggas!"
Gina Carano by the703king August 16, 2009
Homosexual fish with rare ability to paint your house when your not looking. A Carpino feeds only on cigerettes and marinated steaks or chickens.
That Carpino painted my toilet!

You Carpinoed this entire dinningroom.
Carpino by Shaunty January 6, 2005

Caranoing 

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.
Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!
Caranoing by QuotingAD May 8, 2014
campano if you find a girl / guys with this name there a keeper there the best very loyal loving and loyal and find the weirdest friends
wow that girl has the last name campano she's a keeper
campano by madog2006 March 7, 2019

Caranoed 

To screw up a great opportunity by doing something overtly stupid or awful, resulting in a downgrade to all future opportunities and your social/industry stature.
I really Caranoed that social media post about trans people and now the only people who will hire me are Nazi clowns.
Caranoed by MeGeepers August 27, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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