Carpano

It's when you hit someone with the dick and it's rolled in a towel.

I will give you a Carpano.

by mulyut October 29, 2018

Cardano

Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.

Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!

by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

Gina Carano

Only the most beautiful, sexy, cute, incredible wood-giving gorgeous woman to ever know how to professionally kick ass and has been referred to as the "face of women's MMA". She would pin any WWE diva (i would love to see that). Her MMA record was 7-0 until she fought a huge man known as cris cyborg with a nasty dick. Idk how they considered it a womens match, cyborg was probably a shemale tranny. Carano was in the show American Gladiators and was ironically nicknamed Crush since i would crush the shit out her fine ass cheeks. She could definitely be a top model considering Maxim has ranked her #16 in the hot 100 women of 2009. I'm planning on proposing sometime this year.

Irresistible male model - "Yo son who's that chick whoopin ass on tv?"

Young Stallion - "Idk nigga but if Mileena from Mortal Kombat was real, that would be her!"

Hot Stoner - "Hell yeah that broad ain't a dime she a quarter." -Takes puff off bleezy-

Handsome Dude - "Her name's Gina Carano don't forget it niggas!"

by the703king August 16, 2009

Carpino

Homosexual fish with rare ability to paint your house when your not looking. A Carpino feeds only on cigerettes and marinated steaks or chickens.

That Carpino painted my toilet!

You Carpinoed this entire dinningroom.

by Shaunty January 6, 2005

Caranoing

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.

Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!

by QuotingAD May 8, 2014

campano

campano if you find a girl / guys with this name there a keeper there the best very loyal loving and loyal and find the weirdest friends

wow that girl has the last name campano she's a keeper

by madog2006 March 7, 2019

Caranoed

To screw up a great opportunity by doing something overtly stupid or awful, resulting in a downgrade to all future opportunities and your social/industry stature.

I really Caranoed that social media post about trans people and now the only people who will hire me are Nazi clowns.

by MeGeepers August 27, 2022