calpano 

Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.

Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com

calpano by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

calvano 

The word Calvano is a word of extreme mystery and dates back to the begining of existence. It is beleived that men around fires would grunt to each other saying "Calvano! Calvano!" to communicate. Later it evolved into the first known language and pretty much created human interaction. It is regarded as the most famous word in all known languages. Calvano was later to be recognized by the first Dhali Lama as the "holy word". It has been seen throughout history like the epic battle of Thermopali, or The Gunpowder Treason. Everywhere the word Calvano has been, it has left a trail of glory. In the 19th century a family so filled with radicallness was given the last name Calvano, they are still alive today and reside throughout the United States as the greatest family to date. Finally in the 20th century the word Calvano was given a real definition, Legendary Chuck Norris gave this definition as "F***ing Amazing". It will appear in the 2010 edition of Websters Dictionary.

Dude, that guy is so effing Calvano, hes literally the most bamf person I have ever met!

I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...

calvano by Elderbob February 7, 2008

campano 

campano if you find a girl / guys with this name there a keeper there the best very loyal loving and loyal and find the weirdest friends

wow that girl has the last name campano she's a keeper

campano by madog2006 March 7, 2019

Carpano 

It's when you hit someone with the dick and it's rolled in a towel.

I will give you a Carpano.

Carpano by mulyut October 29, 2018

Calganon 

A combination of the words 'Calgary' and 'Anonymous'. Used in 4chan to describe someone from the Canadian city of Calgary.

Anon: Anyone here from Calgary?!
Anon: Me!!
Anon: MEMEME!
Anon: same hear, holy shiiit
Anon: what the fuck is with all the calganons?

Anon: man, there sure are a lot of calganons on 4chan
Anon: are there any other cities in canada?
Anon: apparently not

Calganon by SpinalFlux July 15, 2009

capanoonies 

A combination of the words "crap", "pajebees", and "kahoonies"....meaning everything inside a person.

Thunder: "Kaboom"
Me: "That scared the capanoonies out of me."

capanoonies by CandyP69 September 24, 2011

campanology 

The art of ringing bells.

That's Bitch be lyin' so much, next time I see her I'm pullin' some campanology on her, leavin' her writhing on the floor!

That's Bitch be lyin' so much, next time I see her I'm pullin' some campanology on her, leavin' her writhing on the floor!

campanology by Angelpie08 June 6, 2017