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Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.
Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com
calpano by rincewind3 February 2, 2010
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The word Calvano is a word of extreme mystery and dates back to the begining of existence. It is beleived that men around fires would grunt to each other saying "Calvano! Calvano!" to communicate. Later it evolved into the first known language and pretty much created human interaction. It is regarded as the most famous word in all known languages. Calvano was later to be recognized by the first Dhali Lama as the "holy word". It has been seen throughout history like the epic battle of Thermopali, or The Gunpowder Treason. Everywhere the word Calvano has been, it has left a trail of glory. In the 19th century a family so filled with radicallness was given the last name Calvano, they are still alive today and reside throughout the United States as the greatest family to date. Finally in the 20th century the word Calvano was given a real definition, Legendary Chuck Norris gave this definition as "F***ing Amazing". It will appear in the 2010 edition of Websters Dictionary.
Dude, that guy is so effing Calvano, hes literally the most bamf person I have ever met!

I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...

calvano by Elderbob February 7, 2008
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campano if you find a girl / guys with this name there a keeper there the best very loyal loving and loyal and find the weirdest friends
wow that girl has the last name campano she's a keeper
campano by madog2006 March 7, 2019
It's when you hit someone with the dick and it's rolled in a towel.
I will give you a Carpano.
Carpano by mulyut October 29, 2018

Calganon 

A combination of the words 'Calgary' and 'Anonymous'. Used in 4chan to describe someone from the Canadian city of Calgary.
Anon: Anyone here from Calgary?!
Anon: Me!!
Anon: MEMEME!
Anon: same hear, holy shiiit
Anon: what the fuck is with all the calganons?

Anon: man, there sure are a lot of calganons on 4chan
Anon: are there any other cities in canada?
Anon: apparently not
Calganon by SpinalFlux July 15, 2009

capanoonies 

A combination of the words "crap", "pajebees", and "kahoonies"....meaning everything inside a person.
Thunder: "Kaboom"
Me: "That scared the capanoonies out of me."
capanoonies by CandyP69 September 24, 2011

campanology 

The art of ringing bells.

That's Bitch be lyin' so much, next time I see her I'm pullin' some campanology on her, leavin' her writhing on the floor!
That's Bitch be lyin' so much, next time I see her I'm pullin' some campanology on her, leavin' her writhing on the floor!
campanology by Angelpie08 June 6, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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