capanoonies 

A combination of the words "crap", "pajebees", and "kahoonies"....meaning everything inside a person.

Thunder: "Kaboom"
Me: "That scared the capanoonies out of me."

capanoonies by CandyP69 September 24, 2011

capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

capatronies by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020