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Carologist 

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.
Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.
Carologist by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

capologist 

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.
Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.
capologist by on ogd July 27, 2020

Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.
Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.
Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Cartiologist 

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.
Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!
Cartiologist by Chinkles March 19, 2023

cumologist 

Some one whos knows alot about cum. They are normally gay
My science teacher is a proper cumologist
cumologist by ctneas September 14, 2011

cakeologist 

an individual who specializes in the creation and decorating of delicious and addictive cakes and desserts.
This cake will be difficult to make; I need a cakeologist to create it.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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