cannologist

Cann-ologist: A person with exceptional knowledge of cannabinoids and their medical applications who works in the medical dispensary setting.

Patient: "I need something for my back pain that won't make me high"
Cannologist: "Have you tried our Sativa infused..."

by UrineLuck August 7, 2018

capologist

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

by on ogd July 27, 2020

Carologist

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.

I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.

by Gander67 October 5, 2011

cuntologist

Someone who studies cunts

Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist

by Dr Cunterman February 18, 2005

Cannabologist

Someone who studies and knows everything there is to know about cannabis.

My cousin is a true cannabologist. He can tell you what strain you are smoking by looking at it!

by Melham September 19, 2012

Carologist

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.

Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.

by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

cakeologist

an individual who specializes in the creation and decorating of delicious and addictive cakes and desserts.

This cake will be difficult to make; I need a cakeologist to create it.

by LeiAuntes Sweet Lounge November 1, 2014