Cardologist

Cardologist
noun
A practitioner of cardology; someone who studies, manipulates, or communes with cardboard instead of getting a normal hobby.
Example:
"He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."

He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."

by Heymuse December 25, 2025

capologist

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

by on ogd July 27, 2020

Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Carologist

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.

I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.

by Gander67 October 5, 2011

Cartiologist

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.

Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!

by Chinkles March 19, 2023

Carologist

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.

Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.

by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

Tardologist

A practictioner of Tardology.

I just got my doctorate in Tardology, I am now an offical Tardologist!"

by Baron Von Shnoz January 11, 2011