Cartiologist

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.

Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!

by Chinkles March 19, 2023

Carologist

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.

I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.

by Gander67 October 5, 2011

Carologist

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.

Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.

by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

partiologist

Someone or a group of people that are highly interested in partying all the time, as if it is their profession.

Hi, I'm a partiologist.

by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Cardologist

Cardologist
noun
A practitioner of cardology; someone who studies, manipulates, or communes with cardboard instead of getting a normal hobby.
Example:
"He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."

He’s not unemployed, he’s a freelance cardologist working on kinetic thermal ablation."

by Heymuse December 25, 2025