Carol's Cat Flap

A euphemism for anuses, with the term often used to describe the process of anal sex.

Frenchy had an aversion to pussy, so he would prefer to stick one in Carol's Cat Flap.

by Marco Nee May 14, 2012

Carol’s Kidz

Men, usually in their 20s and 30s, that are extremely unattractive that they can be said to represent mutants. They often resemble members of the family from movies Wrong Turn or The Hills Have Eyes, as they travel in packs; whether they are brothers, or cousins, or close friends. You can usually find them lurking at dive bars, preying on young/naive women with the intention to “smoke” as that is their only attractive quality. They often have an undernourished frame, sunken face and eyes, with high cheek bones embedded with deep acne scars, and short dirty blonde hair.

Who are those really ugly guys that keep bugging them girls over there playing pool, insisting that they go with them to their car to smoke? Oh, those are just Carol’s Kidz.

by TheRealMDPhD May 5, 2024

The Carol's Primus Project

aka the CPP



A secret project at which no further explanation can be divulged


yet

"gentlemen, CPP has reached phase 3"

by CPP commander February 2, 2004

Lewis Carol's stories

A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.

Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."

by Minty Mochis December 7, 2021

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by tiku December 6, 2012

carol shower

When you need to take a quick shower so you don't wash your hair.. Only your body.

I have to be out of the house in 10 minutes so I'm just gonna take a Carol Shower.

by Princess LiLi January 21, 2014

Caro's Law

Caro's Law

Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.

This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.

Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.

"Your opinion is invalid in the eyes of Caro's Law, which is empirical evidence in itself"

- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -

"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"

-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -

"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -

by The Real Emperor Scipio July 13, 2018