A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients, though they may enjoy plant matter at times. Carnivarians are the anti-nazivegan, and do not tolerate others telling them what they can and cannot eat.
Veggie Velma: "How can you eat meat? Don't you know it came from a poor little cow that was helplessly slaughtered? You should be a Nazivegan like me, and save the world by being pushy."
Meaty Mark: "Just slap that cow between two pieces of bread, and call me a happy carnevarian. I'll eat how I choose to eat, and you can eat how you choose."
Meaty Mark: "Just slap that cow between two pieces of bread, and call me a happy carnevarian. I'll eat how I choose to eat, and you can eat how you choose."
by Tobias B. Bradick May 28, 2008
Get the Carnevarian mug.A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients. Related to the Meatatarian, however the Carnevarian believes that eating vegetables is cruel to plants. Just because you can't hear their cries doesn't mean they don't feel. At least in the killing of animals for meat you are honest with yourself. Carnivarians are the anti-vegetarian, and do not tolerate Vegetarians / Vegans telling them what they can and cannot eat.
Veggy Velma: "How can you eat that steak? Don't you know the suffering that poor cow went through?"
Meaty Mark: "How can you eat that salad? What about the suffering of those sprouts and lettuce as they were ripped from the ground?"
Veggy Velma: "They don't feel anything. I'm a tree hugging vegetarian. I care about all the animals."
Meaty Mark: "I'm a Carnevarian, and I am honest about where my food comes from. Don't tell me how to live, and I won't tell you."
Meaty Mark: "How can you eat that salad? What about the suffering of those sprouts and lettuce as they were ripped from the ground?"
Veggy Velma: "They don't feel anything. I'm a tree hugging vegetarian. I care about all the animals."
Meaty Mark: "I'm a Carnevarian, and I am honest about where my food comes from. Don't tell me how to live, and I won't tell you."
by Tobias B. Bradick May 22, 2008
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A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.
Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.
Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)
Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?
Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.
People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.
Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)
Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?
Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.
People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.
Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
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Get the carnetarian mug.A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.
Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!
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Will only eat vegetables providing there is a side of cow/fish/chicken associated with it, or they will be deeply offended about the lack consideration shown by vegetarians who insist on omitting meat from a regular meal
Will only eat vegetables providing there is a side of cow/fish/chicken associated with it, or they will be deeply offended about the lack consideration shown by vegetarians who insist on omitting meat from a regular meal
by giuliocc June 10, 2009
Get the Carnivarian mug.Opposite/Nemesis of the Vegetarian. A meat and potatoes sort with lust for multiple meats stacked and launched into their gullets at rage force.
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