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A person related by blood, marriage, or adoption with whom one has no meaningful personal relationship.
Lucy only saw her aunt once every few years and never really knew her. Her aunt was simply a Carneil.

Although Mark and his cousin were biologically related, they had never formed a personal bond. They remained Carneils to one another.
Carneil by Haitch07 July 11, 2026
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Carnevil was a man who was famous for being the first person to be called Carnbarn.

The reason was that he was a 300 pound Momma's boy who lived in his mom's basement well over the age of 30 and had the screen name Carnevil. His mom kept mistaking the "evil" part of his name for "barn" and called him Carnbarn one day while he was in a voice chat with his friends.
Carnevil: Mom! I told you, my name is Carn "Evil" not Carn "Barn"!
Carnevil's Friends: Hey Carnbarn, did your mom make you some cookies?
Carnevil by Thaytah September 5, 2009
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Carnelle 

The name of the most amazing girl in the entire universe. It's not hard to fall in love with this girl. She's the cutest thing your eyes will ever experience. She's beautiful, has a great personality, and gets along with people well. Along with that, she has a hot body. Girls like her are rare to find these days. Girls want to be her. Guys will do anything to get her attention. If you're lucky enough to have her, cherish her and never let her go.
Carnelle is perfect.

I've never met anyone as amazing as Carnelle before.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Carnelle across the street and the first thing I noticed was her nice ass.. personality!!
Guy 2: Damn!!!!
Carnelle by ilycarnelle4eva March 16, 2013

Carnilingus 

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.
I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

carnielurker 

Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.
Carnielurker likes to ride his bike home from work.
carnielurker by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006

carneline 

some red furry from kaiju paradise with crystals on it’s back
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THAT CARNELINE JUST INFECTED ME AND I LOST MY KILL STREAK
carneline by angerissues May 19, 2022
Lucky man and one of the sexiest men you will ever meat if you get the chance don't miss out he will be so caring and love you even if he does not show it.Also very athletic in the top best of what sports he plays .
Carnell is the best man i've ever been with wish we could've last.
Carnell by Goat5432 October 28, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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