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mall carnies
mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008
carnielurker
Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.
carnielurker by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006
mall carnies
Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.
mall carnies by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013
Carnies
Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.
cornelus
is your all round great guy with a healthy attitude and the humility, looks and charisma to match. He is comfortable in any setting, be it fighting beasts of the underworld or competing in under 13 roller derby.
Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water.
Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar.
Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.
Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water.
Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar.
Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.
cornelus by therealcornelus November 18, 2020
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