Carnielus 

A beautiful black light skin male very funny and eat pussy good

Man that Carnielus is everything and STAND ON BUSINESS

Carnielus by Aye B November 20, 2023

Carnielus 

A beautiful light skin male very funny and very good at sex

Man that Carnielus is everything and STAND ON BUSINESS

Carnielus by Aye B November 20, 2023

mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

carnielurker 

Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.

Carnielurker likes to ride his bike home from work.

carnielurker by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006

mall carnies 

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.

I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.

mall carnies by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

Carnies 

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.

Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.

Carnies by S.M.A.C July 16, 2007

cornelus 

is your all round great guy with a healthy attitude and the humility, looks and charisma to match. He is comfortable in any setting, be it fighting beasts of the underworld or competing in under 13 roller derby.

Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water.

Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar.

Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.

Look at that Cornelus near the water, best not approach him.

cornelus by therealcornelus November 18, 2020