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carneiro 

That carneiro led five children to fall and break their wrists
carneiro by Richard S. July 5, 2008
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Alexander Carneiro 

Some guy who makes YouTube videos for a living. Has his own website, www.officiallymrstud.com. Known to have a shitty, tragic life but always manages to hide it with jokes, laughs, and his outgoing personality. Some middle school students are known for making extreme rumors about Alex in the past, ex. being a rapist or a pedophile. Alexander Carneiro loves making people laugh with his videos and hopes to someday become famous. You can find a lot about Alex by searching his name in many search-bars like Google. Alexander Carneiro goes by the nickname of MrStud which he got from middle school when the teachers would address him by that name. Alexander Carneiro and Andy Milonakis have been caught arguing via Stickam some years ago. Alexander Carneiro has released a YouTube video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" many years back which currently has about two million views. Alexander Carneiro is known to flirt with many random girls as a cure for his boredness.
Izzy: Wow, this Bloody Mary video is gay. Who is this kid?
Alex: Hi, I'm Alex.
Izzy: If you haven't been killed yet, do think you could let me do it? Like, I'd love to try and gain the last 35 secs you stole from my life!

Nikki: Ew, that kid is such a creep.
Jessica: Oh, that's just Alexander Carneiro.

(Friend requests cute female)
Jennifer: Uhm, do I know you?
Alex: Unfortunately you don't, but I'm Alexander Carneiro and I was just wondering if I could have it back?
Jennifer: Have what back?
Alex: My eye.
Jennifer: Wow, what a creeper!
Alex:
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Carnegrogens

They alter the structure of the purine known as adenine. It affects nitrogen on the ninth position so it cannot bind to riboses or deoxyriboses, and thus cannot be functional in bodily processes. It deforms the adenine in such a way that it attacks the person's immune system and increases the person's Negrosity levels. Carnegrogens are found in fried chicken, corn bread, grape "drank," dank ass kush, and has a mild connection to watermelon flesh. Carnegrogens are the particles released in the radiation of Negrotism, otherwise known as Negrotic Decay.
Mark: Hey George, you need to stop eating so much watermelon. Don't you know that stuff is packed full of carnegrogens?
George: Shut yo ass up flake.
Mark: Oh no. His negrosity levels are increasing as we speak.
Carnegrogens by Jonathon Rebelionus October 30, 2020

CarniRot 

an aesthetic also known as carnivorousrot that is based around animals, mostly white or black animals. they always have glowing eyes and are in dark areas, it also consists of animals with multiple eyes, multiple ears, fairy wings etc.
"i love the carnirot aesthetic!"

"same! i love the cats especially."
CarniRot by carnirot September 5, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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