Carlope

Giving a false name when you order your coffee, so the Barista has to call out something other than your own.

"Laughed my ass off while the guy at Starbucks was yelling ThickNipple... until I had to claim it."

"Dude, nice Carlope."

by Dangle14 March 16, 2012

Carlopes

A Carlopes is a wannabe Cassanova from a foreign country who is likely married or in a committed relationship but who searches for American women on social networking sites to seduce with the alleged charm of his bad English and "making sex" talk. A Lothario of the digital age.

I was on Skype last night writing to a friend in London when this Carlopes wrote to say how beautiful my profile photo is and ask if he could practice his English.

by MarianaSD April 25, 2008

carlomer

a very handsome physician

Hey doc, you're a carlomer! (drools)

by stein leventhal August 1, 2011

carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"

Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!

by CARLOS!!!!!! August 28, 2010

carlose

Carlose never loses an argument he loves to workout but full of facts like a walking dictionary. Carlose is loving in the inside but kinda tough on the outside.

Carlose is always right

by ryry300 June 17, 2017

Carlosed

To reword something previously said making it seem as if it's your own idea

I was explaining a solution to a problem yesterday when Timmy totally Carlosed me and got credit for my idea.

by gettingby October 28, 2018

Carloser

A nickname for someone named Carlos who you dont like.

Hence, the name Carloser.

by ML<333 October 20, 2010