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Carlopes 

A Carlopes is a wannabe Cassanova from a foreign country who is likely married or in a committed relationship but who searches for American women on social networking sites to seduce with the alleged charm of his bad English and "making sex" talk. A Lothario of the digital age.
I was on Skype last night writing to a friend in London when this Carlopes wrote to say how beautiful my profile photo is and ask if he could practice his English.
Carlopes by MarianaSD April 25, 2008
Hey doc, you're a carlomer! (drools)
carlomer by stein leventhal August 1, 2011

carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"
Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!
Carlose never loses an argument he loves to workout but full of facts like a walking dictionary. Carlose is loving in the inside but kinda tough on the outside.
Carlose is always right
carlose by ryry300 June 17, 2017
To reword something previously said making it seem as if it's your own idea
I was explaining a solution to a problem yesterday when Timmy totally Carlosed me and got credit for my idea.
Carlosed by gettingby October 28, 2018

Carloser 

A nickname for someone named Carlos who you dont like.
Hence, the name Carloser.
Carloser by ML<333 October 20, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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