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carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"
Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!
Carlose never loses an argument he loves to workout but full of facts like a walking dictionary. Carlose is loving in the inside but kinda tough on the outside.
Carlose is always right
carlose by ryry300 June 17, 2017

Carloser 

A nickname for someone named Carlos who you dont like.
Hence, the name Carloser.
Carloser by ML<333 October 20, 2010

Carlosexual 

It's whenever you're attracted to a guy name carlos, dead or alive.
Ryan: omg i love carlos

Carlos: wtf bro you're carlosexual
Carlosexual by Mrlasagna19 February 16, 2021

carloself1 

real ass nigga, has usually a sexy ass mamalona never caps in his raps he take niggas bitches with his haircuts he usually a chill ass nigga but don’t get shit fucked up neither he buys his own shit very independent really funny and a cool ass nigga 😎
carloself1- Real ass nigga and he can burnout in dry weather 🥱
carloself1 by carlos_6.0 January 8, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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