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Carlinize

Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To carlinize is to fictitiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.
An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?"

How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!
by WebAnalyst March 18, 2013
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Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.
We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.
by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009
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Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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Carlinism

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."
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Carcinization

The tendency for evolution to evolve things that are not crabs into crabs
Carcinization is responsible for the many crab-like animals on earth
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Charminizer

Girl don't try to front, i know just, just what you are...Charminizer, Charminzer!!!
by AustinJohn December 21, 2008
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to carolinize it

You carolinize something when you make it better.
"You should put basil to carolinize it"

If the person who is making the dish put basil in it, the recipe would be improved. Therefore, it would be carolinized.

"You did carolinize yourself by being more outgoing!"

The person got better after choosing a more outgoing way of character, s/he carolinized her/himself.
by Carolina P. November 25, 2013
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