Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To carlinize is to fictitiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.
An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?"
How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!
How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!
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The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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If the person who is making the dish put basil in it, the recipe would be improved. Therefore, it would be carolinized.
"You did carolinize yourself by being more outgoing!"
The person got better after choosing a more outgoing way of character, s/he carolinized her/himself.
If the person who is making the dish put basil in it, the recipe would be improved. Therefore, it would be carolinized.
"You did carolinize yourself by being more outgoing!"
The person got better after choosing a more outgoing way of character, s/he carolinized her/himself.
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