Carlinize

Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To carlinize is to fictitiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.

An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?"

How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!

Carlinize by WebAnalyst March 18, 2013

Carbonize 

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

Carbonize by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

Carlinism by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Carcinization 

The tendency for evolution to evolve things that are not crabs into crabs

Carcinization is responsible for the many crab-like animals on earth

Carcinization by Solousquid June 29, 2020

Charminizer 

Someone who uses too much charmin!

Girl don't try to front, i know just, just what you are...Charminizer, Charminzer!!!

Charminizer by AustinJohn December 21, 2008

to carolinize it

You carolinize something when you make it better.

"You should put basil to carolinize it"

If the person who is making the dish put basil in it, the recipe would be improved. Therefore, it would be carolinized.

"You did carolinize yourself by being more outgoing!"

The person got better after choosing a more outgoing way of character, s/he carolinized her/himself.

to carolinize it by Carolina P. November 25, 2013