Calvinized 

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

Calvinized by The Gibler October 30, 2011

Culvinize 

To needlessly complicate the solution to a problem, resulting in varying degrees of success. Culvinizing a situation can result in a brilliant, straightforward and simple solution. Likewise, it can result in a convoluted, messy duct-tape-and-baling-wire hack that will eventually fail in catastrophic fashion. Culvinization is heavily dependent upon the context of a situation -- it can be both good and bad.

"Man, that Angular Directive sure is Culvinized"
"A couple of 2X4s and some epoxy... I Culvinized it."
"Roll up your sleeves, boys, it's time to Culvinize this thing"

Culvinize by GRocky January 30, 2015

Galvinized 

To be Galvinized, can be mistaken for the common job of varnishing a piece of metal. However, the true meaning of Galvinized can only be found in the ancient history books, translated by Monk Scholars in Tibet. To be Galvinized refers to someone getting "pwn3d" or being beaten by a mere man, who is seen as a god. A man who can harness this power, has the ability to slay countless poon and live an eternal life.

Stay down ya gronk, you've just been Galvinized

Zac: Oi Mate, ya gay
Surronding Crowd: OHHHHHHH YOU'VE BEEN GALVINIZED

Galvinized by JasonBourne7 October 22, 2012

Clavinize 

To turn a simple answer into a long drawn out and useless lesson, much like the Cliff Clavin character in the television show "Cheers"

Don't Clavinize your answer, just give me the facts.
ex:If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.

Clavinize by Joe0403 December 19, 2008

Calvanized 

The feeling of loss that Shobs will experience when she finally realizes that she has lost the calve contest of 2008.

After my visit to the big D, Shob was left feeling rather calvanized.

Calvanized by kampat May 13, 2008

galvinized 

(can also be written as galvinised). to be completely and uttely shitfaced (drunk), to the extent that you go out of your way to offend as many random people as you can. drunk to the extent to which you shout phrases such as 'get your rat out you filthy whore' to as many random girls as possible, whilst standing a maximum of 1 yard away.

Andy G: "Get your rat out you filthy whore!!!"

Elliott: Excuse my friend, he's galvinized

galvinized by dog69 May 24, 2007

alvinized 

Being ass reamed by a dude while having a dog lick peanut butter off you balls

Can you believe Tj Marjama was alvinized by that big black dude, his dog was so hooked on licking balls he had to put him down

alvinized by jagon March 23, 2009