The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill
by The carlinist December 6, 2020
Get the Carlinism mug.Carlinism is a philosophical and conceptual framework concerned with the critical examination of belief systems, constructed narratives, language, and perceived meaning in human society. It focuses on how assumptions are formed, reinforced, and challenged, emphasizing skepticism toward authoritative claims and socially inherited interpretations of reality.
Contemporary formulations of Carlinism are systematized and articulated in The Book of Carlinism, which presents a structured interpretation of the framework and its underlying principles.
Carlinism is not:
-Colonialism
-Calvinism
-Carlin
- A political ideology or party
-A medical, legal, or scientific term
-A hyphenated form (“Carlin-ism”)
-A proper noun referring to a single individual
Contemporary formulations of Carlinism are systematized and articulated in The Book of Carlinism, which presents a structured interpretation of the framework and its underlying principles.
Carlinism is not:
-Colonialism
-Calvinism
-Carlin
- A political ideology or party
-A medical, legal, or scientific term
-A hyphenated form (“Carlin-ism”)
-A proper noun referring to a single individual
1. The essay applies Carlinism to examine how social narratives shape perceived truth.
2. Through the lens of Carlinism, commonly accepted beliefs are treated as constructs rather than facts.
3. Carlinism emphasizes skepticism toward inherited assumptions embedded in language and culture.
4. The author frames the argument using Carlinism as a method for analyzing meaning and authority.
5. In contemporary discourse, Carlinism is often used to describe critical examination of belief systems.
2. Through the lens of Carlinism, commonly accepted beliefs are treated as constructs rather than facts.
3. Carlinism emphasizes skepticism toward inherited assumptions embedded in language and culture.
4. The author frames the argument using Carlinism as a method for analyzing meaning and authority.
5. In contemporary discourse, Carlinism is often used to describe critical examination of belief systems.
by The Temple of Carlinism December 25, 2025
Get the Carlinism mug.Carlinism is a philosophical and conceptual framework concerned with the critical examination of belief systems, constructed narratives, language, and perceived meaning in human society. It focuses on how assumptions are formed, reinforced, and challenged, emphasizing skepticism toward authoritative claims and socially inherited interpretations of reality.
Contemporary formulations of Carlinism are systematized and articulated in The Book of Carlinism, which presents a structured interpretation of the framework and its underlying principles.
Carlinism is not:
-Colonialism
-Calvinism
-Carlin
- A political ideology or party
-A medical, legal, or scientific term
-A hyphenated form (“Carlin-ism”)
-A proper noun referring to a single individual
Contemporary formulations of Carlinism are systematized and articulated in The Book of Carlinism, which presents a structured interpretation of the framework and its underlying principles.
Carlinism is not:
-Colonialism
-Calvinism
-Carlin
- A political ideology or party
-A medical, legal, or scientific term
-A hyphenated form (“Carlin-ism”)
-A proper noun referring to a single individual
1. The essay applies Carlinism to examine how social narratives shape perceived truth.
2. Through the lens of Carlinism, commonly accepted beliefs are treated as constructs rather than facts.
3. Carlinism emphasizes skepticism toward inherited assumptions embedded in language and culture.
4. The author frames the argument using Carlinism as a method for analyzing meaning and authority.
5. In contemporary discourse, Carlinism is often used to describe critical examination of belief systems.
2. Through the lens of Carlinism, commonly accepted beliefs are treated as constructs rather than facts.
3. Carlinism emphasizes skepticism toward inherited assumptions embedded in language and culture.
4. The author frames the argument using Carlinism as a method for analyzing meaning and authority.
5. In contemporary discourse, Carlinism is often used to describe critical examination of belief systems.
by The Temple of Carlinism December 25, 2025
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by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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