Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

Carlinism by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Carlinism 

noun
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill

Look at the improvement of society since we implemented carlinism

Carlinism by The carlinist December 6, 2020

Carlinism

Carlinism is a philosophical and conceptual framework concerned with the critical examination of belief systems, constructed narratives, language, and perceived meaning in human society. It focuses on how assumptions are formed, reinforced, and challenged, emphasizing skepticism toward authoritative claims and socially inherited interpretations of reality.
Contemporary formulations of Carlinism are systematized and articulated in The Book of Carlinism, which presents a structured interpretation of the framework and its underlying principles.
Carlinism is not:

-Colonialism
-Calvinism
-Carlin
- A political ideology or party
-A medical, legal, or scientific term
-A hyphenated form (“Carlin-ism”)
-A proper noun referring to a single individual

1. The essay applies Carlinism to examine how social narratives shape perceived truth.
2. Through the lens of Carlinism, commonly accepted beliefs are treated as constructs rather than facts.
3. Carlinism emphasizes skepticism toward inherited assumptions embedded in language and culture.
4. The author frames the argument using Carlinism as a method for analyzing meaning and authority.
5. In contemporary discourse, Carlinism is often used to describe critical examination of belief systems.

Carlinism by The Temple of Carlinism December 25, 2025

Carlinism

Carlinism is a philosophical and conceptual framework concerned with the critical examination of belief systems, constructed narratives, language, and perceived meaning in human society. It focuses on how assumptions are formed, reinforced, and challenged, emphasizing skepticism toward authoritative claims and socially inherited interpretations of reality.
Contemporary formulations of Carlinism are systematized and articulated in The Book of Carlinism, which presents a structured interpretation of the framework and its underlying principles.
Carlinism is not:

-Colonialism
-Calvinism
-Carlin
- A political ideology or party
-A medical, legal, or scientific term
-A hyphenated form (“Carlin-ism”)
-A proper noun referring to a single individual

1. The essay applies Carlinism to examine how social narratives shape perceived truth.
2. Through the lens of Carlinism, commonly accepted beliefs are treated as constructs rather than facts.
3. Carlinism emphasizes skepticism toward inherited assumptions embedded in language and culture.
4. The author frames the argument using Carlinism as a method for analyzing meaning and authority.
5. In contemporary discourse, Carlinism is often used to describe critical examination of belief systems.

Carlinism by The Temple of Carlinism December 25, 2025

social Carlinism 

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

social Carlinism by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019