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carintohouse 

when a car crashes into a house.This is a growing trend! Some suggest that it is related to text messaging wile driving . it would explain the gross misjudgment of managing to crash into something so big and so off the road
another car crashed into a house again! oh man. ya can we go more then a month with out hearing about a carintohouse episode. guess not. drive -text-crash into house.it must be good for the economy.

carnitas 

One of the most traditional Mexican dishes, it's basically pieces of pork shoulder fried in a mixture of lard and Mexican Coca-Cola, and mixed w/ orange juice, lime peels, onions, and bay leaves. The meat is crispy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. It is usually served w/ yellow rice, refried black beans, corn tortillas, and pickled onions, and a salsa verde is served on the side as well.
Today I went to the taqueria for lunch and had some carnitas. They were really delicious.
carnitas by Lazy Gringo January 17, 2011
Man who has "little meat" aka penis.
Megan found out Marcelino is a carnito.
Carnito by klgdino April 12, 2015

Call Carlitos 

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.
ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."

Doritos Carnitas 

Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.
Want to come over to my dorm tonight? We're having Doritos Carnitas.
Doritos Carnitas by eggmeat June 11, 2006

carinaitis 

When you have an obsession over Doki Doki Literature Club.
"Doki Doki Literature Club is my favorite!"
"Man, I think you have Carinaitis"