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Cringitis 

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.
After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.
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Cariñitos 

to rub gently anywhere on the body with fingertips.
boyfriend, give me Cariñitos on my back.
Cariñitos by mahely March 23, 2007

Carlinaitis 

When someone uses cornflour instead of bicarbonate soda to get the smell out of carpet.
Hi, my bf just spewed on the carpet, go get the cornflour. Mate, do you have carlinaitis??

C: “Excuse me, didn’t you know bicarbonate soda and cornflour are interchangeable.” M: “ma’am only one who suffers from carlinaitis would think such garbage”
Carlinaitis by Jr_oohaha December 17, 2017

Cringitis 

Inflammation of cringe, which can be fatal if an overwhelming amount of embarrassment occurs.
The cashier handed me the receipt and said, "Please come again," in which I replied, "You too." Then I went straight to E.R due to cringitis.
Cringitis by anonymous March 25, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026