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Cringitis 

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.
After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.
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Cariñitos 

to rub gently anywhere on the body with fingertips.
boyfriend, give me Cariñitos on my back.
Cariñitos by mahely March 23, 2007

Carlinaitis 

When someone uses cornflour instead of bicarbonate soda to get the smell out of carpet.
Hi, my bf just spewed on the carpet, go get the cornflour. Mate, do you have carlinaitis??

C: “Excuse me, didn’t you know bicarbonate soda and cornflour are interchangeable.” M: “ma’am only one who suffers from carlinaitis would think such garbage”
Carlinaitis by Jr_oohaha December 17, 2017

Cringitis 

Inflammation of cringe, which can be fatal if an overwhelming amount of embarrassment occurs.
The cashier handed me the receipt and said, "Please come again," in which I replied, "You too." Then I went straight to E.R due to cringitis.
Cringitis by anonymous March 25, 2025
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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