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Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!
Cargument- An argument in a car, usually between Steve McGarret and Danno from the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0
(In the Car during a cargument)

Steve: (yelling at Danno)
Danno: (Yeling at Steve)

Carbument 

When people argue about Carbonated substance names or tastes.
Ex 1: Jim and Mark argue about Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew, which one tasting better, until Mark bashes Jim's head in and yells "EXTREME" as he drinks his dew. Then they turn off the Xbox and go to their mommies. Then they resume their Carbument.

Ex 2: Jim and Mark argue about whether Soda or Pop is the correct term for cola until Mark bashes Jim's head in and gets put to death since he's in Texas which is in the area people say soda.
The act of having an argument in an automobile.
"I was late getting here because I was having a cargument".
Cargument by Lorne Weiss July 20, 2008

Political arguments 

A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
Political arguments by Person80 February 26, 2017

Strawman Arguments 

Strawman Arguments (I call them Stickman Arguments, sometimes) are arguments in which someone who you are debating takes your points and twists them to get ground on you in order to form a refutation in which they are correct.
Person A: *Signs on to start a topic saying:* For anyone out there who questions God because God doesn't always answer your prayers, the truth is: God doesn't help us because we have free will.

Person B: That's an unsound argument because it has no ground to stand on and it is overused. It's like saying, "What if I'm right and you're wrong and you go to Hell?" to an atheist.

Person A: We're not talking about Hell, therefore your refutation has no grounds.

Person B: Please take your strawman arguments somewhere else

Person A: You're going to burn in Hell for not believing in God!

Person A signs off.

Person B facepalms.