The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'
Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.
All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.
Rules of Tautology Club:
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.
by L Quag February 17, 2010
Get the tautology club mug.The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.
Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.
by turdmeister May 31, 2010
Get the Turdology mug.Trapology -noun, plural -gies. 1. the science that deals with the dynamics and history of traps, the ways in which traps are composed, and the physical and metaphysical variations of traps. 2. the study of this science. 3. the features and processes of traps: the trapology of ships in sector 3-7.
by Admiral Ackbar RPD January 18, 2009
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It would be easy to find a blind man in a nudist colony because it wouldn't be hard.
It would be easy to find a blind man in a nudist colony because it wouldn't be hard.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
Get the tautology mug.Tvrdology or Hardology is a branch of psychology which can be studied in various different fields. For example a tvrdologist would determine how tvrda or hard a song is based on how heavy or down-tuned it is (also it can just be used to generally describe a good song). The first tvrdologist reported was Roko SpeedusMetallicus Roland, a famous guitarist in the area of Croatia, Zagreb, known by his Speed Metal band Barön. In 1991. during the Croatian Civil war he listened to his first ever doom metal record by a local band known as Rifftree and called it "Jako tvrdo" which could be roughly translated to "Very hard/stiff" and then Tvrdology was born. He later won a novel peace prize for stopping the aforementioned war and finally giving Croatia its independency by saying how Croatia is tvrđa than Serbia.
My g what would you rate that band Željezne Pilule on the Tvrdology scale?
Oh they are a 10 for sure.
Oh they are a 10 for sure.
by Krpa June 30, 2023
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"Either we'll get in trouble, or we won't" is a logical tautology. By including all possibilities the statement must inherently be true.
In "PIN number" the word "number" is a tautology because a PIN is always a number. (At least that's what the N originally stood for — if the term PIN evolved to include letters someday then PIN number would no longer be a tautology.)
In "morning sunrise" the tautology is "morning" because sunrises are a subset of mornings; removing the first word removes no meaning. (The addition of "morning" may be aesthetically more pleasing, in a poem for example, but it remains a logical tautology.)
In "PIN number" the word "number" is a tautology because a PIN is always a number. (At least that's what the N originally stood for — if the term PIN evolved to include letters someday then PIN number would no longer be a tautology.)
In "morning sunrise" the tautology is "morning" because sunrises are a subset of mornings; removing the first word removes no meaning. (The addition of "morning" may be aesthetically more pleasing, in a poem for example, but it remains a logical tautology.)
by Bob Stein October 23, 2008
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