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Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
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Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Carole Baskin 

My name is Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin, fuck that bitch
Carole Baskin by CjCoplin April 4, 2020

death cable 

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.
John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."
death cable by shapiro_slayer_69 September 6, 2019

Carole Baskin 

Quit being such a Carole Baskin. Don’t feed your rich husband to the tigers and keep all of his money.
Carole Baskin by Futangs March 31, 2020
A really nice woman who will be there when you need her most, she is loyal and caring... If you ever find a Carolee hold them tight and don't let go!
I found a Carolee, were getting married friday
Carolee by Bossbroman July 12, 2017