Definitions by shapiro_slayer_69

wigga poggers 

When something is just so incredibly amazing that words cannot express your joy, you break out wigga poggers.

"My wife left me."

"Wigga poggers!"

wigga poggers by shapiro_slayer_69 September 24, 2020

Marvellous headgear, queer 

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

Marvellous headgear, queer by shapiro_slayer_69 April 6, 2020

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.

Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.

dead end job by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020

dougdoug 

he solves problems no one has

"This is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has"

dougdoug by shapiro_slayer_69 December 21, 2019

I am a heterosexual 

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

I am a heterosexual by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019

death cable 

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.

John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."

death cable by shapiro_slayer_69 September 6, 2019

nerd goggles 

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

nerd goggles by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019