nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 06, 2019

fortnite

A shit game for gays and communists.

"Wanna play fortnite?"
"You fucking homosexual stalinist"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 27, 2019

wigga poggers

When something is just so incredibly amazing that words cannot express your joy, you break out wigga poggers.

"My wife left me."

"Wigga poggers!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 September 24, 2020

pokemon lets go

A shit game made for 6 year olds where you do the same thing over and over.

"Wanna play Pokemon Lets Go?"
"Hell no"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 29, 2019

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 07, 2019

bill c16

The Canadian bill passed by the liberal government that makes misgendering people illegal.

"You're a man."
"Bill c16!!! That's illegal, bigot!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 26, 2019

death cable

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.

John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."

by shapiro_slayer_69 September 06, 2019