death cable

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.

John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."

by shapiro_slayer_69 September 06, 2019

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 08, 2019

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.

Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.

by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020

dougdoug

he solves problems no one has

"This is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has"

by shapiro_slayer_69 December 22, 2019

wigga poggers

When something is just so incredibly amazing that words cannot express your joy, you break out wigga poggers.

"My wife left me."

"Wigga poggers!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 September 24, 2020

bill c16

The Canadian bill passed by the liberal government that makes misgendering people illegal.

"You're a man."
"Bill c16!!! That's illegal, bigot!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 26, 2019

Marvellous headgear, queer

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 April 06, 2020