wigga poggers

When something is just so incredibly amazing that words cannot express your joy, you break out wigga poggers.

"My wife left me."

"Wigga poggers!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 September 24, 2020

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 06, 2019

fortnite

A shit game for gays and communists.

"Wanna play fortnite?"
"You fucking homosexual stalinist"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 27, 2019

pokemon lets go

A shit game made for 6 year olds where you do the same thing over and over.

"Wanna play Pokemon Lets Go?"
"Hell no"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 29, 2019

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 07, 2019

Marvellous headgear, queer

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 April 06, 2020

death cable

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.

John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."

by shapiro_slayer_69 September 06, 2019