shapiro_slayer_69's definitions

bill c16

The Canadian bill passed by the liberal government that makes misgendering people illegal.

"You're a man."
"Bill c16!!! That's illegal, bigot!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 26, 2019

fortnite

A shit game for gays and communists.

"Wanna play fortnite?"
"You fucking homosexual stalinist"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 27, 2019

pokemon lets go

A shit game made for 6 year olds where you do the same thing over and over.

"Wanna play Pokemon Lets Go?"
"Hell no"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 29, 2019

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019

dougdoug

he solves problems no one has

"This is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has"

by shapiro_slayer_69 December 21, 2019

death cable

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.

John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."

by shapiro_slayer_69 September 6, 2019

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019