10 definitions by shapiro_slayer_69

dougdoug

he solves problems no one has

"This is DougDoug, where we solve problems no one has"

by shapiro_slayer_69 December 22, 2019

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.

Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.

by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 8, 2019

Marvellous headgear, queer

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 April 6, 2020

pokemon lets go

A shit game made for 6 year olds where you do the same thing over and over.

"Wanna play Pokemon Lets Go?"
"Hell no"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 29, 2019

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 7, 2019

fortnite

A shit game for gays and communists.

"Wanna play fortnite?"
"You fucking homosexual stalinist"

by shapiro_slayer_69 June 27, 2019