a car that is on fire.. usually a piece of shit car with white trash, Mexicans, or people of color that were driving it.
I was be gonna be goin to da national undaground railroad negro museum, but nigga my mothafuckin car blowed up and i called my nigga tyrone to call my hoes and we be haddin a carbeque instead
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.