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capitalize

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action
a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl
by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010
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capitalize that ass yo #capup
by BumStatusYo December 23, 2018
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Capitalize

Being able to take advantage of a certain situation.
Lebron : "Y'all niggas trash! We lost by 33 points!"
JR smith: "you can't get mad at us 'cause you can't capitalize..."
by orBlo February 24, 2017
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capitalize on it

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it
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Capitalize on your opportunity

When you have a opportunity to get some capitilize
Boy 1: Man this Sandra's best friend told me that she wants to date me

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity

Boy 1: But I like Sandra

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity
by monkeyboi69 January 23, 2025
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capitalism is gay for pay

capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.

This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.

Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.

You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.

Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.

America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.

An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:

Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms

Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)

A very interesting list.

One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.

This will not end well.
Capitalism isn’t gay; capitalism is gay for pay — actually a distinction without a difference.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
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Denture Capitalism

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.
'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'
by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012
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