Capitalizer

A person who capitalizes all the first letter to every word they like to do it in chats and and statuses. It's a habit that's easy to adopt.

Hi There How Are You?

Why did you write your message like that you capitalizer?

by Mix-Race Man On Road June 29, 2019

Capitalization

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..
I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..

by HD July 28, 2004

Crapitalize

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

Random Capitalization

The Art of randomly Starting a Word with a Capital midway through a Sentence.

"Interesting capitalization" i Said
"Yeah. I'm a big believer Of random Capitalization. The rules of capitalization are So unfair To the words in the Middle" Margo Roth Spiegelman

by TheEskimoNames February 26, 2020

RESIDUAL CAPITALIZATION DISORDER (RCD)

THE ACT OF OVER-CAPITALIZATION AS A RESULT OF CONTINUING USE OF THE CAPS-LOCK FUNCTION. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE ALTERING STATE OF MIND AND TONE OF VOICE TO ACCOMMODATE THE NEWLY DEVELOPED PUNCTUATION.

DESPITE HER FADING OVER-ENTHUSIASM, PAIGE C. CALHOUN CONTINUED TO MAKE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS IN HER CASUAL CONVERSATION AS A RESULT OF HER STRUGGLE WITH RESIDUAL CAPITALIZATION DISORDER (RCD).

by PAIGE C. CALHOUN April 25, 2010

Capitalization

One of the most commonly misused aspects of basic grammar.

Usually taught in the first year of education, a capital letter is used at the start of a sentence, and for names and titles/headings. This includes the names of people, organizations, places, days and months, and (often forgotten) the name of a language, brand or ethnicity. There are a few other examples, which a quick Google search will explain. It is considered acceptable to use block capitals instead of italics to emphasize a specific word or point. It is retarded to use capitals for every word, or just your favorite words, or sporadically throughout a text.

Correct use of capitalization:

1. In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France.

2. My assignment is in on Tuesday, Peter. I am going to Wikipedia it so that I progress no further with my education because I prefer to go on Facebook, buy myself presents on eBay and watch Sons of Anarchy online :).

(note for titles: 'joining' words such as 'and', 'of' and 'the' don't need capital letters)

Incorrect use of capitalization:

1. Lame Facebook status: 'Just Remember You Are Always A Shining Star'

2. Person 1: 'JOHN ARE YOU GOING TO THE CINEMA TONIGHT?'
Person 2: 'Not if you ask me in caps lock... not cool man...'

3. 'Omg why aren't we Allowed to wear fake tan to school anymore? I like being orange!!!' (allowed did not require a capital letter for ANY REASON)

by Sazwahn March 10, 2013

capitalize

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action

a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl

by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010