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Capitalistmas 

The true name of the 25th of December, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people shit they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their shit for others all the way back to August (or are they cutting into July already?). It is NOT Jesus’s birthday, since Jesus (if he even existed) was born in April.
My neighbors went into debt last Capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by June.
Capitalistmas by Jojo Bizarro December 20, 2010
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welfare capitalists 

Basically every one in Washington. They give money to people who cannot work because they would rather sit at home. What they should do is use the money and use it to fix roads, thus creating jobs. They also could stop handing out money to the corporate America for doing nothing but hurting America by keeping all the money to themselves.
Washington is a bunch of Welfare Capitalists
welfare capitalists by nnggffdd June 29, 2011

fair weather capitalists 

Those bunch of socialist and communist types who are OK with CEO's receiving multi-million-dollar severance packages plus bonuses when times are good, but who whine, complain and carry on and on when tha same things go on during bad times.
We are being inudated with fair weather capitalists in a snit over this AIG bonuses affair!

Congregational Capitalists 

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.

anarcho-capitalists 

an ilogical mix of words, anarcho is a no autoroty, horizontal view of power, whit a commun objetives, like workers on spain, licurgo or others attemps to make belive that everything is posible
form of organization like cooperativism or sindicalism<----anarcho-capitalists ---> burgesi or economic control of society
heideggerian comunism
comunism of right
or a socialism of right or neoconservative party
any form of govern of the people by burgesy or intelectual workers on the citicens, read history and you will know

VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO 

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.

vultARGH capitalists! 

vulture capitalist: a takeover artist who loads a venture up with debt while extracting capital for profit, making the firm go bankrupt.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

vultARGH capitalists!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about vulture capitalists.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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