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Disguise 

1. To be pretend being something/someone you don't really are.

Like when someone acts diferent to someone, but in truth you're the complete opposite.

2. To hide yourself.
Ex 1:
-Bro, why you wear this dumb disguise?
-Shut up nigga...

Ex 2: Don't think I don't see you haters, I know you all in disguise...

- Only God Can Judge Me, Tupac.
Disguise by Quik3224 April 14, 2022

disguise 

To give yourself a different appearance to hide someone's/something's identity; to conceal your identity.
I disguised myself as a bush to hide from dolan.
This clown disguise will really fool my friends!
The DEA caught me red-handed as I was disguising my marijuana as discarded tree-clippings.
Mark disguised myself as 'V' (character from V for Vendetta) with a Guy Fawkes mask and tried to be a badass; it didn't go well...
disguise by yummojammo49 October 28, 2013

Disguise 

One problem with disguises is that there are also such a thing as lookalikes. Expecting someone to stop what they're doing and make time to determine whether someone they know has disguised themself or whether they're working with a lookalike accomplice isn't a realistic expectation.
Not deceiving people is simple, just like being direct is simple. A disguise is someone trying desperately to throw someone off, if it is even them in disguise.
Disguise by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Disguise 

An attempt to conceal someone's identity.
If he recognised her, even with lots of difficulty, it wouldn't be much of a disguise. Being noticed or getting attention for a disguise isn't the point of having one.
Disguise by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

Disguise Friend 

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.
"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.
That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
Disguise Shark by Buttquack October 6, 2022

dicks in disguise 

When a man pretends to be a woman.
On omegle.com

Stranger 1: M/F
Stranger 2: Dude you do know that the only females on here are dicks in disguise.
dicks in disguise by joe coronado November 26, 2013
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