hit-hit

The back-at-cha laugh.

And so, hit-hit, guess our smackdowned little man is gonna have to find some other bag to make a livelihood from. Domineering or what. His baby, not mine!

by Milt Alwin November 01, 2011

wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin February 14, 2011

Go there

Do something drastic.

I'll try clearing history & cookies or I'll do Live Update. But, as for getting my system serviced, don't make me go there!

by Milt Alwin August 15, 2010

Columbus and Washington

History

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.

by Milt Alwin July 01, 2009

Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.

Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.

by Milt Alwin February 26, 2009

brainer

Not a no-brainer.

His video timer is such a brainer that he is leaving it flashing at 12:00 AM.

by Milt Alwin March 20, 2009

ai

Opposite of "ain't".

Dick, is "ain't" in the dictionary?

Yes, Jane, it ai.

by Milt Alwin May 10, 2009