10 definitions by Wisdom Seeker
Gollumism is the cult like worshipping of wealth in a rabid, self-serving obsession that drives plutobrats to destroy the society and the economy that gave them the opportunity to become wealthy. Gollumism is often associated with the chanting of my precious, my precious, my precious in dark, foreboding and confining spaces like our nation’s capital and corporate boardrooms.
Gollumism is starving our national economy of the shared prosperity it desperately needs to empower consumers to spend our nation back into widespread prosperity and economic stability and security.
by Wisdom Seeker March 9, 2014
by Wisdom Seeker March 16, 2013
Name used to collectively describe corporate plutobrats, who are organizing to assert their sense of entitlement to oppress, exploit and enslave their fellow Americans and transform it into a political and economic alternate reality.
The Gollumists use their immense wealth to manipulate and corrupt the political process to enslave the American people. They gather in dark places and chant, "My Precious, My Precious, My precious" as they ogle a dollar bill.
by Wisdom Seeker February 15, 2014
Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.
by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014
A place where you have to pretend to be motivated and cheerful, but you would rather be anywhere else. A place where the effort to fake enthusiasm is exhausting in the extreme.
At the boring sales meeting, Joe was asked how he was doing. He responded, "Just another day in purgadise"
by Wisdom Seeker January 25, 2015
An accomplished knitter, who creates works of art for family and friends to wear. These gifts are not clothing. They are family heirlooms that shall be cherished for generations.
My wife is an accomplished fibersmith, who wraps me in her love with cabled sweaters and cabled knit stocking hats.
by Wisdom Seeker February 13, 2015
Electrically driven Gatling guns used by the military in aircraft, vehicle and maritime applications to hose the enemy with an overwhelming volume of lead or depleted uranium rounds at rates of fire up to 6,000 rounds a minute.
When the Air Force's A-10 Warthog opens up with its Buzz Gun the enemy knows death comes on silent wings showing no mercy upon those fighters, who would dare to attack our Soldiers, Sailors, Airman and Marines.
by Wisdom Seeker April 8, 2018