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autodidactyls

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles

"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

hellth

hell: a place or situation of great suffering in life.

health: the state of being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

hellth: a place or situation of great suffering in life: the state of not being free from physical or psychological disease, illness, or malfunction; wellness.

"PeaceHealth St. Joseph Medical Center" should be renamed to "Peace'Hellth' St. Joseph Medical Center," because of it's lack of health. - says an intelligent being.

by [e-mail] February 8, 2013

ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

intARGHpretations!

interpretation: an act of interpreting or explaining what is obscure; a translation; a version; a construction.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

intARGHpretations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about interpretations!

"intARGHpretations!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013

WikipediARGHs!

Wikipedia: (Wiktionary and WMF jargon) a version of the encyclopedia Wikipedia (an open-content online encyclopedia, collaboratively developed over the World Wide Web) in a particular language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

WikipediARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Wikipedias.

"WikipediARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

prosarghdies

prosody: the study of poetic meter; the patterns of sounds and rhythms in verse.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

prosarghdies: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about prosody.

"prosarghdies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

ARGHssimilations!

assimilation: the act of assimilating or the state of being assimilated: to incorporate or absorb knowledge into the mind.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHssimilations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about assimilations.

"ARGHssimilations!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013