Capademic

Someone who is a fake academic; falsifying one’s smartness

“You’re such a Capademic”

by Rnenwkskd February 27, 2023

Casedemic

An overemphasis on the amount of positive results of those infected , who may not even be contagious or have an infective viral load ; in order to deter from the fact that the infection is either weakening, or has depleted susceptibles , or that population herd immunity has been achieved as evidenced by the steadily declining hospitalization and death rates for such illness.

See how they are creating the Casedemic ? They are setting PCR tests at high Cycle Thresholds , like 37-40 Ct, which pick up dead nucleotides of a virus on someone who isn't really sick or contagious, but they'll still mark as a positive because the test picked up dead genetic fragments of that previous infection. This is generating tons of "case positives", but of people who aren't really dangerous to public health.

by The Florida Populist November 2, 2020

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

yapademic

When the fucker yapps so much it literally oozes with boredom and solemn for the times you wish they didnt exist

John: Have you ever had Dr. Jack?
Smith: Bro he is literally the straight yapademic out of all our teachers

by Daniel Poop September 11, 2023

candemic

The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.

This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.

- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too.

- Yeah, it's a candemic

by Dilrider June 12, 2009

Sapademic

This is when you eat corn and agbado in the morning, yam in the afternoon, and garri, eba, ewa at night.

John: Papa, what will we eat this morning?
Father: Corn and agbado.
John: Chei. What kind of Sapademic lifestyle are you living, Papa?

Father: It's not my fault. We will eat garri and eba in the night.

by KingKuung October 9, 2022

Sapademic

Out break of brokenness that may affect the whole country or the world

Example of sapademic is When bitcoin drop from $52,000 to $42,000 within 24hrs

by Xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx September 29, 2021