Sapademic

This is when you eat corn and agbado in the morning, yam in the afternoon, and garri, eba, ewa at night.

John: Papa, what will we eat this morning?
Father: Corn and agbado.
John: Chei. What kind of Sapademic lifestyle are you living, Papa?

Father: It's not my fault. We will eat garri and eba in the night.

by KingKuung October 9, 2022

Sapademic

Out break of brokenness that may affect the whole country or the world

Example of sapademic is When bitcoin drop from $52,000 to $42,000 within 24hrs

by Xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx September 29, 2021

yapademic

When the fucker yapps so much it literally oozes with boredom and solemn for the times you wish they didnt exist

John: Have you ever had Dr. Jack?
Smith: Bro he is literally the straight yapademic out of all our teachers

by Daniel Poop September 11, 2023

Spamdemic

A sudden influx of spam emails flooding your inbox.

This virus pandemic has triggered a spamdemic of malicious emails.

by Kjahnke812 April 12, 2020

Sexademics

A term composed of the words 'sex' and 'academics'. It is similar to traditional sex education, but places an emphasis on practical applications of sexual knowledge, so to speak.

Say, I heard you're taking sex ed.

No, I'm taking sexademics. The things I learned have definitely made the girlfriend happy in bed.

by Wienie Kong May 27, 2009

Sagdemic

The sagdemic is what Lowvid-19 can be classified as, a global disease that causes victims to sag at all times of the day. Sagging can reach up to 8-10 inches below the waist. Originated from @khaleel on tiktok.

Yo you heard about the global sagdemic? I heard Jack got it and his fat ass has been out all day!

by anonymous September 29, 2021

Capademic

Someone who is a fake academic; falsifying one’s smartness

“You’re such a Capademic”

by Rnenwkskd February 27, 2023