Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.
I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
Get the Candemic mug.The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.
This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.
This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.
by Dilrider June 12, 2009
Get the candemic mug.An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.
Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?
Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.
Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.
by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010
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