Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

Candemic by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

candemic

The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.

This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.

- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too.

- Yeah, it's a candemic

candemic by Dilrider June 12, 2009

Clandemic 

An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.

Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?

Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.

Clandemic by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010

Candemir 

A fucking pedo cunt

Ozan Candemir is a fucking pedo

Candemir by DerrynDavies December 23, 2019

Candemir 

Stinks of shit

Ozan Candemir you silly fuck

Candemir by DerrynDavies December 23, 2019