Casedemic 

An overemphasis on the amount of positive results of those infected , who may not even be contagious or have an infective viral load ; in order to deter from the fact that the infection is either weakening, or has depleted susceptibles , or that population herd immunity has been achieved as evidenced by the steadily declining hospitalization and death rates for such illness.

See how they are creating the Casedemic ? They are setting PCR tests at high Cycle Thresholds , like 37-40 Ct, which pick up dead nucleotides of a virus on someone who isn't really sick or contagious, but they'll still mark as a positive because the test picked up dead genetic fragments of that previous infection. This is generating tons of "case positives", but of people who aren't really dangerous to public health.

Casedemic by The Florida Populist November 2, 2020

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

Candemic by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

candemic

The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales.

This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.

- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too.

- Yeah, it's a candemic

candemic by Dilrider June 12, 2009

Capademic 

Someone who is a fake academic; falsifying one’s smartness

“You’re such a Capademic”

Capademic by Rnenwkskd February 27, 2023

Cartdemic 

A period of time around 2018-2021 when lots of middle and high schoolers started smoking unlicensed THC carts due to a rise in popularity on TikTok and the pandemic happening around the same time. The issue is that since these cars were from the street/not from a licensed dispensary, there was no quality control, or even guarantee that you were actually smoking only THC. Many suspect that their carts could have had anything from vegetable oil all the way to fentanyl/meth.

Now, in 2023, many people are saying on TikTok that these unlicensed carts that are probably laced have affected them negatively, such as giving them slurred speech or a limited mental capacity. I don't know of any scientific studies about if this is true or not, but the anecdotal evidence is there for sure.

While these "street carts" had many different brand logos, many familiar names would be Dank Vapes, Mario Carts, and the Supreme Cart.

Joshua: Hey Alex do you remember Sophomore year homecoming? You made out with Emily and then threw up from drinking too much.

Alex: Nah man, I don't remember that at all. Or really anything from 8th grade to Junior Year. It's just like it never happened in my mind.

Joshua: Damn bro, that's not good. Told you to put down the Mario Carts, and I guess now you're just another victim of the Cartdemic.

Cartdemic by TriBeCaBoy56 March 13, 2024